Sunday, December 31, 2006

BYE BYE 2006


Bye Bye 2006,Here Iam going to list few Subramani Awards for 2006.

BEST SOMERSAULTS OF 2006:

Scientists have already proved that humans have evolved from monkey. But our politicians are taking extra efforts to prove the same to us by their action. Their somersaults on their policies are much more frequent than the somersaults of monkeys. Here is my three best somersaults performed in Tamil nadu politics in 2006.

a) Sarath Kumar: "Supreme Star" said in April that when he dies only DMK flag will be on his corpse, only to join ADMK a month later. If that is not enough his wife, Radhika Sarath Kumar was expelled from the party, and her reply was that she never joined the party. Sarath Kumar also resigned from the party, and now he is thinking about starting a new party, how ,many more somersaults will he do in 2007, only God will know.

b) Vaiko: Starting the year with a vow of removing the "Fascist" Jayalalitha regime, he aliened with "anbu sogothiri" (lovable sister) Jayalalitha and at the end of the year he is doing all that is possible to save his party from being split.

c) Kalignar Karunanithi ( Satellite city): Honourable Tamil nadu CM said in assembly that he has considered all possible issues and said Satellite city is the best possible solution to save Chennai. Very next day he cancelled his plan after some fierce opposition from the Pattali Makkal Katchi.

INDIAN POLITICIANS BEST ENEMY OF 2006:

Indian politicians never join hands. If congress supports some thing then BJP will oppose it, and if Congress and BJP support some thing then Communists will oppose it. The only person whom all the parties opposed unitedly was the Indian cricket team coach Greg Chappel. Hence he receives this award.

BEST COMEDY OF 2006:

After all the things that happened in Chennai during Mayor election, including Booth capturing, Voters being threatened, Election Officers attacked, Rowdies being released in Bail, the Election Commissioner of Tamil Nadu said barring few incidents the election was peaceful. Journalists some how managed to control their laughter, but i was not able to when I saw that statement in news, hence it gets the best comedy of the year.

SAD NEWS:

I wanted to end the year 2006 with a happy news, but unfortunately I have to end it with a bad news. The bad news is that From the next year 2007, I will write blogs more frequently.

BYE BYE 2006, WELCOME 2007

2 comments:

Drops of Ocean said...

Happy New Year! :)

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

happy new year subbu